The Three Wise Men

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Three people walk into a bar . . .

Three men walk into a bar (WordPress wants to remain gender unbiased so they said “people.”) They are dressed in brightly colored robes with jewels sown into the fabric. Each has a gift; gold, frankincense, and myrrh.

The bartender is stunned. “We have a drink named after you guys.”

“You must be mistaken,” The first man says. “We’re from the a Christmas play down the street. We hear that all the time.”

“No, no,” the bartender insisted. “We really have a drink named after you guys.”

“We are Mormons we didn’t come in here to drink,” the second man said. “We heard you had great sandwiches.”

“Do you mind if I get a picture of you guys?” the bartender said. “It will be a great gag. I can have it framed and hung on the wall.”

“Look if you persist, we’re leaving,” The first man said. “We don’t want attention drawn our way.”

“Look,” the bartender said. “You guys come in here practically dressed in drag and don’t expect some sort of attention!”

“You must get all sorts of strange people in here besides us,” the second man said.

“None like you three,” the bartender said.

“Are you going to serve us or not?” the first man said.

“I’ll tell you what,” the bartender said. “You eat free if I can take your picture.”

“That’s it!” the second man said. “We’re taking our business elsewhere.”

“It just goes to show,” the first man said. “How far society has sunk to name a drink after the three wise men from the Bible.”

“What!” the bartender said. “It’s your name tags; Tom Collins, Jack Daniels, and your buddy standin’ there like a Zombie with nutin’ ta say.”

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