My Involvement With The Kennedy Assassination

That's me. I also brought a red hula hoop that day.
That’s me. I also brought a red hula hoop that day.

Daily Prompt: Evasive Action

What’s the most significant secret you’ve ever kept? Did the truth ever come out?

Okay, here it is. Now all you conspiracy nuts can breath and stop appearing on late night radio talk shows. It was me. I was on the grassy knoll in Dallas, Texas on November 22, 1963. I was supposed to be in school that day.

I wanted to catch a glimpse of the President. I  brought an umbrella and leaned against a wall. I thought it might rain, but instead it was quite sunny. To shield the sun I decided to use the umbrella. The umbrella refused to open. I held it against my shoulder while bracing myself against the wall and struggled with it. As soon as I heard gun fire and saw the commotion I ran like all get-out; end of story.

There will be a slight interview and appearance fees for my story. A book is due out this fall on the fiftieth anniversary of the event. It’s about time I start collecting.

Will who ever picked up my umbrella please return it. Without the story and receipt it is useless to you.

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14 comments

  1. […] No More Secrets-The Story | Good2begone Don’t Tell Me | The Magic Black Book Daily Prompt: Evasive Action « Mama Bear Musings No Whole Skeletons | Daily Prompt: Evasive Action | likereadingontrains 6/4 Daily Prompt: Evasive Action | family photos food & craft Daily Prompt: Evasive Action | Basically Beyond Basic My Involvement With The Kennedy Assassination | The Jittery Goat […]

  2. I’m thoroughly convinced that you wrote the script to the movie, ‘Dr. Strangelove,’ Only you could’ve created the line: “Gentelmen, stop fighting in here! this is the war room!”

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