The Scam In Afghanistan WikiLeaks Refused To Release

“This will be a very dangerous mission.  Do you accept it?”
“Yes.”
‘You are to take the plans of a Surface to Air Missle to Afghanistan.”
“Real plans?”
‘No, fake ones”
“So that’s scam SAM plans to Afghanistan.”
“Yes, that’s right.”
“Who do I give them to?”
“The tan man.”
“Does the tan man have a name?”
“His name is Stan the Man, but his real name is Dan.”
So I take the scam SAM plans to Afghanistan to Stan the tan Man Dan.”
‘Yes, that’s right.”
“Where will he be?”
“In a Grand Am parked in front of a ham stand.  The ham stand is next to a hydroelectric dam. It’s called the Dam Ham Stand”
“So I take the scam SAM plans to Afghanistan to Stan the tan man Dan in a Grand Am next to the Dam Ham Stand.”
“Yes, that’s right.”
“How do I get there?”
“By tram.”
“So I take the scam SAM plans to Afghanistan by a tram to Stan the tan man Dan in a Grand Am next to the Dam Ham Stand.”
“Yes, that’s right.”
“What will he be wearing?”
“A tam and he’ll be eating canned spam.”
“He likes spam?”
“He’s a fan.”
“Let’s see if I have this. I take the scam SAM plans to Afghanistan by tram to fan of canned spam Stan the tan man Dan wearing a tam in a Grand Am next to the Dam Ham Stand.”
“Yes, that’s right.”
“Anything else?”
“He’ll be with his brother Fran, who has a tatoo of a  lamb, on his hand and he’ll be eating canned ham from the Dam Ham Stand while doing a hand stand.”
“So I take the scam SAM plans to Afghanistan by  tram to fan of canned spam Stan the tan man Dan who’s wearing a tam  in a Grand Am next to the Dam ham stand with his brother  lamb hand Fran eating canned ham from the Dam Ham Stand doing a hand stand.”
“Is that all?”
“No, his wife will be with him.”
“Hold it! I bet her name Anne, Nan, Pam, or Jan?  So I take the scam SAM plans to Afghanistan by  tram to fan of canned spam Stan the tan man Dan who’s wearing a tam  in a Grand Am next to the Dam Ham Stand with his brother lamb hand Fran eating canned ham from the Dam Ham Stand doing a hand stand with wife Anne, Nan, Pam, or Jan.”
“How on earth did you come up with Anne, Nan, Pam, or Jan? Here name is Barbara. ”

This was a little something I wrote some time ago. I like to hand it to a guest at gatherings in my home and ask them to read it. The next time you have guests drop by print a copy and hand it to them to read for everyone.

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