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If You Drink Light Beer You’re Probably Married To Your Cousin
Up until fifteen years ago I didn’t care all that much for beer. My son got a job at one of those stores that offered beers from micro breweries and imports. He’d grab a couple and scoot on over to … Continue reading
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Why We Wrinkle
Nobody wants to look like a shriveled apple laid in the sun too long, but sometimes that’s the hand we’ve been dealt… or the cards we asked for. You have probably seen those Lifestyle Lift commercials on TV where they … Continue reading
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Stupidity By Any Other Name Is None The Stupider (The Ohio Chainsaw Idiot)
When I started to work at the plant there was a huge increase in hiring. They hired a lot of guys my age. We were in our twenties. For nearly all of us it was the best paying job we had … Continue reading
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If You Succeed Don’t Act Surprised
I recall viewing an old high school game film of famed basketball player Jerry Lucas sinking a twenty-five foot jump shot at the buzzer to win a tournament game. He was expressionless. He seemed almost embarrassed at the attention. He acted … Continue reading
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There’s Something Wrong With People Who Like Cats
I never met a cat that I liked. Kitties are cute, but the inevitable is they will be a cat. Hitler, Lenin, and Stalin were all cute as a baby too. Cats are sneaky. They have their own agenda. They … Continue reading
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Does It Take a PhD To Diagnose Stupidity?
I’m no psychologists. I’ve never taken a college course in psychology. Come to think of it, I’ve never taken a college course. I have been to a few college football games and actually been on the Harvard campus. Recognized immediately … Continue reading
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What Ever Happened To Normal People?
Crazy Mary Years ago in my neighborhood there was a woman who walked to the corner store in her flannel pajamas and slippers. She cursed at us kids for looking at her as if she were peculiar. We called her … Continue reading
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