Is The Super Bowl Just Another Game, But With A Boring Half Time?

I don't think Tom Brady will be doing Super Bowl underwear commercials anytime soon. He kind of looks like Jim Carey.

Maybe it’s about time to put an end to the Super Bowl half time performance. This year’s was boring beyond comprehension. It was weird and flat. There was sparkle, glitter, and glitz, but no sizzle, no good songs. You call that choreography! I call it acting stupid in front of a mirror with nobody around.

Ever since the infamous wardrobe malfunction the world waits with bated breath for what will be next; Sandy Duncan performing with Justin Bieber (“I” before “e“) and her glass eye falls out.

Madonna did the greatest lip sync since Milli Vanilli; that’s about it.

She had Cee Lo and M I A on stage with her. What was that all about? Were they there to share the blame?

The performance was about Madonna and not the music which follows the theme of football: it’s about Tom and Eli and not the teams or the game. It’s all personality driven.

Maybe it’s a generation thing, but I haven’t seen a good performance since Paul McCartney.

When it comes to half time; That’s when they should run nothing but commercials. If they do the rest of the game can be left alone so that it can proceed at its natural pace.

My opinion is that the NFL wanted Madonna to entertain because it would attract the gay audience. Even the commercials hinted homosexuality or the very least sexuality. Toyota Camry had an obvious homosexuality reference. David Beckham’s H&M underwear commercial was supposed to target women who buy underwear for men – right. Go Daddy had two women painting a woman. Next year Pier One and Birkenstocks will have Super Bowl adds.

The media has tried to make what happened after the Super Bowl the real story. Poor Giselle Brady got caught in a melt down moment which has been played more times than her husbands interception, safety, Welker’s drop (of a bad pass), and Hernandez’s drop (of a good pass).

We should be glad the camera and microphone wasn’t on Tom Brady’s Mother. That would have taken the heat of Giselle; Ya don’t mess with Momma, she birthed him, picked him up from practice, bought his first jock strap, and had to run fade routes for him in the back yard when he was a kid.

Next Year Predictions

It will be the Cleveland Browns and St. Louis Rams in the Super Bowl. That will take the focus off the game and onto the half time performance and commercials where it really belongs.

I’m thinking next year’s half time show will come down to Tony Orlando, Nancy Sinatra, The Muppets, or Adam Lambert.